Edward is creepy

Day 2: A Book That You Hate

I know this is obvious, but clearly, I'm not the only sane person left in the world. Alex, here, agrees:

(Video courtesy of Cupcakes, Coffee and Catecholamines)

If he doesn't sum it up, there is only one other thing that will. Another reason to hate Twilight, apart from the fact that Stephenie Meyer is a money-hungry mongrel, is the fact that reading her writing is painful. Really,  Reasoning with Vampires says it best:

I want to give her a sign that says "GRAMMAR POLICE! Stop Typing" to flash in Meyer's face whenever she contemplates writing another word.

Day 2: A Song That Can Always Calm You Down

 Girraffes? Girraffes! - A Quick One, While She's Away

I have no idea why, actually. It reminds me of driving, and of sunsets, and the feeling that everything's going to be fine. It's the equivalent of someone giving you a cosmic musical cupcake, like this:

Picture from Coco Cake

Okay. Scleroderma. Drugs. I got this.

*headwall* *goes back to thinking about assignment*